Quit the inner track OR any track where Irad and Jose rule the roost. Only play when JV, Javier, Joel and other (guys who don't live with them) jocks are live in a race.
Make sure I go ALL IN (instead of dabbling on bombs) during the 1st week of the INNER track meet (when small time stables are given some meat on the table at MONSTROUS PRICES).
Make sure I bet every pick 6 in April. I hit for $30,000 plus thousand and $50,000 plus thousand in April at AQU on non carryover days.
Don't ever bet a single dollar on night racing (reduced that by 90% over the years).
Incorporate TFUS pace figures into all wagering, they are VERY GOOD. CJ does a great job.
Curse out ANYONE who comes near my desk while I am thinking at the track. Been nice way too often and have lost out on $20,000 Pick 3's and even more profit on races due to being shut out while I appease a "friendly" person.
Watch more gallop outs live. Being stuck in a nice room at the BIG A is nice but not having the ability to watch races live like I used to is a killer (thanks JACKASSES-Gentings resort casino or whatever the F your name is).
Hire someone to take down notes on every single thing that Maggie says. She is very good at what she does. Unfortunately, while I am at work, I miss her thoughts on Wed Thu Fri and that sucks.
Learn how to play Derby Wars and other such non parimutuel contests. Been too involved in parimutuel wars, I am sure there are tons of fish in that sea.
Continue to avoid stupid track "tips".
Continue to go all in on horses with deceptive edges (very deceptive poor trips, just had throat surgery, against extreme biases etc.)
Continue to enjoy the spirit of the game, to enjoy intellectually stimulating success against peers.
Continue to POST ON PA AND MAKE SURE I CLICK ON ADS 5X a WEEK
Write more letters to state officials about smelly races and be more insistent.
Use a Fred Flinstone sling shot and shoot Irad and Jose in the eye so they can't ride again
Alright just kidding, I wish no harm on anyone, even jocks I despise.
Watch even more replays. Then watch them again. When I'm done, watch them again and take more notes.
BEG Classhandicapper to help Lonnie figure out how to add a second line to each horse's TRIP NOTES FEATURE.
Continue to strive to be the best friend that I can be, to fellow horseplayers and of course non horseplayers.
