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03-11-2011, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Badactor
"STOP THE RACE!"
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i say that sometimes lol
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03-11-2011, 12:00 PM
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#17
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Location: donkeys ride from ASD
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03-11-2011, 12:06 PM
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Location: On The Bay
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There is a guy at Laurel who smacks his ass with his left hand and holds the imaginary reins with his right.
I think he was Dq'd once for careless riding !
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03-11-2011, 12:14 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Sioux Falls, SD
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Originally Posted by woodtoo
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These are cracking me up! I've never heard the kissing one though.
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03-11-2011, 12:16 PM
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#20
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@TimeformUSfigs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Moore, OK
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Originally Posted by cj's dad
There is a guy at Laurel who smacks his ass with his left hand and holds the imaginary reins with his right.
I think he was Dq'd once for careless riding !
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They left me up.
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03-11-2011, 12:31 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: pen
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Originally Posted by QuarterCrack
The one that gets me is when someone keeps shouting, "One time!"
Don't they know that yelling "One time!" implies that they lose all of the other times?
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i've  @ this one many times.
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03-11-2011, 12:52 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Originally Posted by Charli125
These are cracking me up! I've never heard the kissing one though.
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Really? Its so annoying
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03-11-2011, 01:13 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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"Play the five, they've been coming in all day"
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03-11-2011, 01:23 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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The guy who shows you the losing exacta ticket and says"I should have reverse it but i didnt have enough"
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03-11-2011, 03:34 PM
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Racing Form Detective
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Lincoln, Ne but my heart is at Santa Anita
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"I'm sorry" from the waitress when she took a half hour to get my beer.
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Some day in the not too distant future, horse players will betting on computer generated races over the net. Race tracks will become casinos and shopping centers. And some crooner will be belting out "there used to be a race track here".
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03-11-2011, 03:44 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Philly
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The "finger snappers" that start the second the gate springs open...the closer they get to the finish the faster they snap.
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03-11-2011, 04:32 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,669
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Players that yell for their horse only when the race is in the bag. That's not rooting, it's gloating.
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03-11-2011, 04:36 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Originally Posted by mountainman
Players that yell for their horse only when the race is in the bag. That's not rooting, it's gloating.
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You beat me to it mountainman...
I love it when they wait for a horse to stride out by 7 lengths down the stretch...and then they scream out the obligatory:
"Come on baby...OPEN UP!"
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03-11-2011, 04:46 PM
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"C'MON WIRE!!"
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03-11-2011, 04:56 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
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"I told you that horse was going to win why didnt you bet the horse"
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