Annoying sayings and noises people make at the track during races.

[Stillriledup]

Would anyone watch a reality show if all these 'characters' were rounded up and put on tv? I'm pretty sure i would watch!

[BlueShoe]

Originally Posted by Stillriledup

Would anyone watch a reality show if all these 'characters' were rounded up and put on tv? I'm pretty sure i would watch!

Have never watched a reality show in my life. Never a single episode of "American Idol" or "Survivor". However, bring this one to prime time and most surely I would tune in.

[stats725]

how about the guy who says the horse is running so slow, the jockey will be wearing palamas when he fiishes the race! Steve

[captainhot]

I got to admit, I find myself rooting for PACO a lot myself. And for good reason he's a helluva rider!

[Pine Tree Lane]

During a horrendous weekend run at Keeneland, my friend and I were rooting our horse to beat the ambulance and had to suffer through a neanderthal who probably used everyone of these descriptions on the # 5 horse, a 2-5 shot ridden by Jason Lumpkins, who he was touting us on. As they approached the wire and his screaming got more obnoxious, his charge got collared at the wire and he lost.

My friend and i looked at each other and said at the exact same time f**k the 5.

[jorcus]

I was at the track once when a few young guys were complaining about a jockey who was restaining a horse. Of course the horse was on the inside and up on heels going into the first turn so he was preventing an accident.

Another occasion I was in the grandstand at Saratoga and a young couple from the area had a tip on a horse. They were turning for home and and the horse started to run away from the field. In the mean time I was standing to the left of the young lady who was apparently right handed, and she proceeded to throw about a 8 crosses into my shoulder. She did apologize though when she realized it was not her husband she was beating on.