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04-16-2020, 02:22 AM
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Who Would Jesus Vote For?
Can you answer who you think Jesus would vote for in the 2020 presidential election -- Trump, Biden, or other? Why?
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04-16-2020, 02:48 AM
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Since Jesus wasn't a "capitalist", and he was so much into "giving"...how could he not have opted for Bernie Sanders?
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04-16-2020, 03:02 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by thaskalos
Since Jesus wasn't a "capitalist", and he was so much into "giving"...how could he not have opted for Bernie Sanders?
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Not only that but Bernie is Jewish.!
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04-16-2020, 03:24 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by highernote
Can you answer who you think Jesus would vote for in the 2020 presidential election -- Trump, Biden, or other? Why?
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He’d have to register first. Picture ID and current utility bill.
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04-16-2020, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted by TJDave
He’d have to register first. Picture ID and current utility bill.
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He'd have to quit wandering and domicile.
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04-16-2020, 08:56 AM
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He'd be Trump's campaign manager. 
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04-16-2020, 11:06 AM
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Without a doubt, Donald J. Trump, who in his three years in office has rescinded hundreds of federal regulations that hampered American businesses. Jesus was head of the baptism industry, which He inherited from John. The last thing He needed would be a two Denarius tax on each convert.
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04-16-2020, 11:44 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by thaskalos
Since Jesus wasn't a "capitalist", and he was so much into "giving"...how could he not have opted for Bernie Sanders?
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I agree. If Jesus came back I think he would vote for Bernie.
But --
If Jesus came back and said anything even remotely kind about Donald J Trump, CNN would devote hours of air time each day in an all out attempt to, well... crucify him.
-jp
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04-16-2020, 01:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by thaskalos
Since Jesus wasn't a "capitalist", and he was so much into "giving"...how could he not have opted for Bernie Sanders?
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I guess that would make Jesus pro-choice.
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04-16-2020, 02:21 PM
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Boxcar
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04-16-2020, 02:28 PM
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Boxcar
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We can shut this thread down now.
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04-16-2020, 03:09 PM
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I would think that Jesus would use his Father as a write-in candidate.
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04-16-2020, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by headhawg
I would think that Jesus would use his Father as a write-in candidate.
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Plague, famine, war, earthquakes, tsunamis...
With a resume like that God couldn’t get elected dogcatcher.
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04-16-2020, 03:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by highernote
Can you answer who you think Jesus would vote for in the 2020 presidential election -- Trump, Biden, or other? Why?
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Jesus, as the King of kings and Lord of lords, doesn't do the democracy thing. His "vote" is by divine decree.
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04-16-2020, 03:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TJDave
Plague, famine, war, earthquakes, tsunamis...
With a resume like that God couldn’t get elected dogcatcher.
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And by selecting Boxcar as a "chosen one"...his judgment in appointing Supreme Court justices wouldn't aspire much confidence either.
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